Untitled
-
Everyone that reblogs this post will get a nude. Every. Single. One.
(via dylanfaustina)
-
This was fire
Lost my shit at the hippy slide
What
OH
-
How do you make money online?
Anonymous
Hey! I’ve been making money using an online survey website. I have been using it each day for the past month and I usually make around $200 a week from filling out their surveys!
You can sign up for the site HERE! I have been using this site on and off for the past year and have been paid over 10 times already, so I know it’s not a scam. It’s really quick and easy to make money and it is free to sign up!
Sign up here!
You can start completing the surveys once you confirm your email address after you sign up - the surveys won’t show up unless you do, so don’t forget to confirm your email!
You can choose to redeem your points for Paypal cash, a check or gift cards! I honestly wish I knew about this sooner, it’s a great way to earn money - especially if you are a student. Have fun! :)
This website is amazing!
Don’t forget to sign up and make some money!
-
I had to pee really bad and o forgot that I had just sliced jalapeño peppers and the chef is looking nice at me weird because I’m pouring milk on a rag and running to the bathroom
My dick has been on fire for over an hour
I told my chef what happened and he was like “you only make that mistake about fourteen times”
He tells me this story about this time he had gotten out of a chili class in which he had been cutting habenjero peppers all class and he goes back to his dorm and starts finger blasting his girlfriend and she stars SCREECHING.
She he fukin SPRINTS to the dorm prep kitchen and gets a gallon of heavy cream and runs back to the room. He starts pouring this shit all over her Cooze right, and she’s like shoveling cream into her hole. And he’s freaking out. Like he’s so sure that this chick is don’t with him forever.
So they deal with this thing and the cream works and he’s like massaging it into her pussy for like a half an hour because you have to constantly soak it to nullify the habenjero oils or whatever. And she gets INTO IT.
She fucking CUMS
And my chef tells me this stupid ass story and looks me in the eye and says to me
“Nothing says I love you like a gallon of heavy cream in her pussy”
And I think that’s the best sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
Lmaooooo
This entire post was a journey tbh
-
Just ask me for it
chelsealove60
-
-
There just ain’t anything better than nachos at 4 in the morning.
-
Reblog if you are soft and like to be cuddled
-
500 Follower Giveaway!
I’ve finally hit 500 followers and to celebrate I’m doing a giveaway!
This giveaway will run from August 1/16 to August 8/16 @ 10pm EST
Prizes!
- 3 followers can pick a video each
- 1 follower gets lifetime snapchat access
- 1 follower gets a lifetime private blog subscription
How to get involved!
- MUST BE 18+ (you shouldn’t be on my blog if you aren’t)
- You may like and reblog this post ONCE (a total of 2 entries)
- Post must reach 100 notes or no giveaway :c
- Must be following me (ashefoxx.tumblr.com)
- If you purchase ANYTHING from my MV store, you get an entry per dollar spent (ask me for the link)
- Winners will be picked via random generator
- Must have your ask box/messenger OPEN otherwise I won’t be able to tell you that you won!
- If the winner(s) don’t respond within 24 hours, I’ll be picking new people
-
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
